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Good-Looking Dead Dudes

That's the club I want to join when I die. Some smart funeral chain should offer the following alternative to embalming and cremation since a lot of people don't like the idea of becoming either gray goop or a pile of dirt as time passes.

There are already companies that irradiate meat to lengthen its shelf life so why not irradiate corpses? The body could be put on display as usual after the irradiation (with a little makeup to offset the process), and then re-irradiated and vacuum-sealed after the wake. That would destroy the microbes that normally turn bodies into gray goop and extend your shelf life in the coffin for a long, long time. It could be called the 'Jeremy Bentham Special.'
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Bury dead people vertically. Save a lot of space in graveyards.
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Make a generous contribution for funeral expenses to the family of anybody who donates organs when they die.
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